Friday, June 11, 2010

10 Reasons why Katy Perry is the most annoying performing 'artist.'

1. She slams other artists more than she writes music. (Does she even write her own music?)
     She's slammed Kanye West for the Taylor Swift ordeal (he deserved that); Lady gaga, Ke$ha. She even called Lily Allen fat.

 2. I kissed a Girl, U R so Gay - 'nuff said.

3. This is a continuation of the above- Beth Ditto accuses Katy Perry of 'riding on the backs' of gay culture without paying the dues. Katy Perry, as far as I know, not an active supporter of the gay community, but loves using lesbianism as a tool for getting male/audience/any attention.

4. She's as dumb as a rock. In 2004, she said to some music magazine "I'm completely outrageous and I'll do anything for attention!" -like pretend your a pin up girl? done. She compared the lyrics to one of her songs to that of Anne Frank's writing.--"All these songs are very personal, they’re straight out of a 'dear diary' situation...[but] my Anne Frank is now being exposed to the world."
Great, so now not only the gays hate you, the Jews do too.

5. She's a flip flopper. Both of Katy's parents are pastors. She attempted to be a Christian music star, and when that didn't work out, tried anything she could to get into the lime light. Unfortunately it worked. 

6. She's a flip flop. Here's a quote from Katy Perry praising Lady Gaga for being shocking.
“When I heard The Fame Monster, I was like, ‘What the fuck is she talking about – teeth and he ate my heart and monster and dance in the dark and shit?’ I thought she was such a shock jock. Then I saw her on the American Music Awards, and I was like, ‘You’re an animal of another kind, and we need you!’ She’s amazing. She’s an entertainer, a visual arts. And her lyrics do mean things when you actually break them down.”

Does she realize her Vegas song and Hot N Cold, and plenty other song she sings don't make sense as well? Apparently not.

7. As far as musical talent goes and entertainment factor, she's boring. In three years people won't remember who she is.

8. She ruins the few good outfits she wears.

9. She's a bad dancer (according to Ellen Graves, who I trust on this one)

10. She's marrying Russell Brand.

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