Sunday, December 12, 2010

Help!

It's a good thing I have a blanket in my trunk because I am SO not going to be able to drive home. I got to work an hour ago, and there is already an inch of snow on the ground. Apparently the salt men don't drive around on god's day, and I am just like all of the other wimps who are afraid of their two-wheel drive vehicles.

I spent most of yesterday packing up basics for Kansas-everything minus my clothes. I can't walk around naked for the next three weeks. (I mean--I can, but I'd get ticketed or patronized, and it's just not worth it.)

Even though I hate winter, I will brainstorm things to do in this disgusting white shit.

1. Snow ball fight? I need more than 10 people for this to be good so that won't work
2. Snow angels? What am I, 10?
3. Stay inside drinking hot chocolate? What am I, 60?
4. Run around the neighborhood in my bathing suit with Ellie? possibly.
5. Snowy walk through the woods or down the train tracks? Ding! Ding! Ding!

These Jews keep flooding in here like the plague is outside! And the plague IS outside, but why are they not home fretting? And further more, there are boys in my foyer giving eachother noogies. That makes me never want children.

Ok, this post is obviously pointless, but I never even promised to be entertaining let alone informative.

Happy-snowings!


Which one do you prefer; snow or sunshine? sunshine all the way, any day.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Snow with sunshine! I think snow has it's time and place, but I will admit I am ready for spring and summer. NC is a let down, because we have all the cold weather this year, but no snow.

I would definitely come up and participate in your snowball fight. <3

Rae said...

Kat!I <3 you!

Nathaniel said...

We've got lots of snow in Asheville.

I think I would choose snow...