How the hell

am I going to move to Wichita, Kansas in three weeks on 600 dollars? Any ideas?

I could pawn and sell things, give my relatives puppy dogs eyes hoping for money, guilt trip my father-- all of these are pride-cracking possibilities that I have already exhausted.

I wish there was a demand for judaica. I have way too much of that, and it serves no purpose in my life.

Not my guitar, hmm. My body? No.

Well, this is the plan. Rummage my home for gold, silver, and platinum. GAH! This is so pathetic and hilarious at the same time. I'm going to need at least $1,000 to survive two months in Wichita before I get paid. That means two months rent, food, and book/fee money.

In case you're wondering why I need to get to Kansas in three weeks, I have failed to inform you that WSU offered me a TA position. This is amazing not only because I get to start my FREE MFA, but also because I won't be a whole year behind schedule, only a semester.

I'm going to call the English department on monday just to make sure this isn't some cold joke. If it is, I'll never recover. If it's not, worrying and rummaging commence.

Lord have mercy.


P.S. Anyone want some Judaica?