Last night was like being swallowed then puked out into some alternative universe. Ellie and I went to clifton with Amir to waste some time and look for something to do. We ended up walking down ludlow and around W. McMillan. Everything was ok (except for strange people talking to us) until we got to McMillan.
I turned to park in this gravel lot when Ellie pointed out some crazy dude throwing himself in front of every single car that passed. He put his hands into the shape of a machine gun, pistol, a sword: WHATEVER, and was "killing people" in their cars. That wasn't THAT big of a deal, other than the fact that he could have easily been run over or shot.
Ellie, Amir, and I watched for a while. During that time, some hobo was trying to get money from us. Once the guy in the street started chasing after people and yelling he's rape and kill them, I called the cops. He was clearly fucked up. What person in their right mind would claim "you killed my cat you MOTHERFUCKER, so i will kill you!" That annoying hobo was still behind us saying, "Girl, what is you calling the popo for? He aint doing nothing! shoo."
----REWIND--- right, he's doing nothing. He's only trying to kill himself, and make everyone else shit themselves. Call it selfish, but I didn't want to watch his body turn into milkshake under someone's tire.
----FASTFORWARD----
Eventually the cops came, wrestled him down, and took him away. It was very anti-climactic. I wanted to see a good old fashioned brawl. The only fun was when he ran towards us in the parking lot. Ellie turned and ran SO fast. Talk about ani-mmorph. She's a fucking gazelle!
good night, good night.
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