here are some entertaining links to check out. I have acquired these from various friends on facebook who like to keep me entertained. I am grateful. What else would I do in between working and nothing? Read a book? God, no.
http://www.urlesque.com/2010/08/25/filipino-miss-universe-reaction/ --Start at 2.15
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XT2UmZxzmjs --They must have been provoked.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrW0kySM6CE&feature=related --She comes out of NOWHERE
I took my mom out for drink tonight and we made our lists of things we are looking for in men. It was hilarious. Let's leave it at that.
I went out to lunch with some really old Jewish relatives. (Bitter bitter old woman with big hair and red lipstick) One of them not-so-tactfully asked me if I was a lesbian. She even told my grandmother to hold her ears as though it might lessen the blow. Um, what blow? I thought about shoving a near by corn beef sandwich up her twat, or rubbing dill pickles all over her face. I shoulda, but instead I laughed. I always laugh. It seems to be the most effective way to cope with the Ignorants. Then I told her I broke it off with a pretty serious boyfriend. Her response, "Oh, I never met this person so whateva."
bonified meanie.
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