Don't knock mom (high-waisted) pants.

If you're not too large around the middle, it's acceptable--no, awesome to wear mom-pants. I'll endorse you. Fuck, I want a picture of you to put up here. I'm not kidding.

I think the key to making these pants work is attitude. You'll only look as good as you are convinced you look, so rock that shit wedgie-and- all (I did have a killer wedgie all day, but that's the price you pay for looking like an old man in a girl's body).

suspenders.

Can't you see mom written all over these (if the suspenders were gone)?

Don't fret, I didn't wear those shoes. I changed into the ones below.

So the moral of this lesson is...

it's ok to dress like the love child of your girl scout leader and your best friend's grandpa (Ok, I took that one too far),

The Red Glasses