The dogs will eat you alive.

I thought this picture would serve more of a purpose if I didn't have a head. All that matters is what I'm wearing, right? Right. Keepin it classy in Wichita, the asshole of America.

Silk gold scarf with polka dots,
black leggings (if you think pants don't give you enough freedom)
v-neck, buttoned-down sweater
dude dress shoes

By the way, I'd love it if you sent me pictures of yourself wearing exciting things.